Maturity brings so many things...

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I have learned that one good turn usually gets most of the blankets.

I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.

I have learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I have learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up that you think.

I have learned that its not what you wear; its how you take it off.

I have learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I have learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I have learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I have learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I have learned that age is a very high price to pay for maturity.